Oh My Gawd. These Stupid Cockroaches.

My mother just lobbed a cockroach about 15 feet through the air.
Oh my gawd.
ahahahahaha.
so this nasty BIG cockroach... started crawling up the wall..
then hid behind this big old painting..
and we were shaking the painting and smacking it.
trying to get the damn cockroach to come out..
and it finally did but it crawled up really high on the wall.

so my mother grabs a yard stick.
and smacks it with such squeemish flailing that the thing flies across the room and crashes into the curtains.
I was laughing so hard.
but... he isn't dead.
just hiding.


then I took my grandmother to the bathroom.
AND OMG,.
A COCKROACH RAN OVER MY FOOT.

then I got into a really deep argument with my grandmother.
who wanted to clean out roach traps from the 70's. filled with roach guts.
and I fought and fought and fought..
telling her that there was no way that she would be cleaning out decades of roach guts.
she didn't listen.
so my mom went in and yelled at her about cumadin levels and how if she cut herself she would bleed profusely.. and whatnot.

dear god. help me.