How to Identify an Alien
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I don't know about you, but I already have my ticket booked on the virgin galactic space journey, no doubt when i'm on my journey I will encounter a few aliens... and not the type working at burger king or taco bell..... or pizza hut....
So I have found this handy chart to help identify the different type of aliens that you may encounter curtosy of the UFO museum in Roswwll new mexico; and lets face us, as humans we love classifying everything we may encounter into different races, so we can more efficiently discriminate and inslave ( I hear the giant praying mantis is great for pest control!)
So here are the "races":
The watcher: Looks like a poofy ninja, spotted in west virginia, word is they enjoy drinking mountain dew and playing country music...
The Greys: Your stereotypical alien, noted for abducting people and sticking stuff up their ass. Great canidate for alien three-some!
The Browns: Once you go brown you don't go back? Without available literature it appears that the browns are greys that have rhythm.
The gigantic praying Mantis: Resemble Zorak from space ghost and arch enemy of the big giant cricket planet.
Humanoid: Huge white guys from outer space, as seen in the movie "Dude where's my car". May be from the Pleiadies
Bigfoot: Not sure how big foot ended up on this list... we all know he lives in washington... but apparently he is involved with flying saucers... go figure