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Vagisil.

I awoke the next morning to the voice of Will Smith and the words ‘medicated cream and mist to control moisture’ about 30 seconds later. Rumour has it that Vagisil sponsor Fresh Prince of Bel-Air in America. After checking to see if Tommy Jameson had the remote, we discussed our Dominos order from the previous night, during which our Hawaiian turned up with Peppers and Mushrooms on it. Remind me to ensure the next time I make a beef burger for an American to cover it in horse s*** and chicken f***ing jalfrezi before serving.

The time had come; we entered Universal’s Islands of Adventure, making a bee-line for the Harry Potter ride. My obvious jubilation was momentarily tempered in the queue when I felt a finger on my shoulder. I turned to find two 40 year old fully paid up subscribers to the Gary Glitter fan-club.

Tommy Jameson.
After a short conversation concerning the location of the Wild Rover hostel advertised on my t-shirt, pretty much everyone in the vicinity heard the older of the two say ‘I think I could still pull a teenage boy’. My arse-cheeks clenched to the point of cramp, and I ushered Kev forward at every opportunity. Did I mention how much I loved queuing up single-file? Nothing like feeling the tip of a helmet on your gluteus maximus whilst queuing up for a children’s ride.   

I have to be honest and say that the Harry Potter ride is absolutely outstanding. Despite the fact I can’t, and have no intention of ever learning to, tell the difference between Avada Kevadra and Ferula, the ride is the best attraction at Universal Studios.

And with that, it’s off to Washington. Kev has just told me that he has already added Monica Lewinsky on facebook...

      

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Vagisil.
Vagisil.
Tommy Jameson.
Tommy Jameson.
Fresh Prince.
Fresh Prince.
Harry Potter ride at Universal Stu…
Harry Potter ride at Universal St…
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