The Plan...

Who said anything about a meetup??

I needed a kidney.  Not for myself, but to sell, on the black market.  I hear you can get paid a hefty sum for one.  And what easier way to get travel money than to sell a kidney right?  There was a meet-up coming up, and a guy named Ian was flying there JUST for the event… and his schedule was free and clear after… hmmmm… maybe I can convince him to come back with us… and get his kidney!!!

I talked this over with Mark… AFTER I invited Ian first, to road trip back with us.  He wasn’t too excited I didn’t clear it before blurting out the invite, but he was ok with it when I explained.  Besides I offered to share the money we got from it with him.  It would pay for our trip to Phoenix and have plenty left over for other travels.

Now on to Ian.  It took very little convincing to have him agree to road trip with us back to Cali.  I figured once here we had several ways to get the kidney.  My favorite, but didn’t work, was to just ask.  He seemed like a nice enough guy.  Second was to challenge him in a pillow fight.  The third option was to knock him out cold and take it in while he slept.

Time to prep...

The night before the pre-meet, Mark agrees to come over to set the plan, and this way leave early for the meet the next day.  He arrives pretty late.  I’m painting my nails with cheetah prints so I can play the cute card all weekend so he would hear good things and maybe soften him to the idea.  We head to bed shortly after the finalize the plan and I dream of travels that will come sooner than I’d hoped… I’m so excited to attend the meet!  I still haven’t figured out why they called it Aloha meet when we were all the way in Phoenix.  May have had something to do with a guy named Keith… later on him.