Moose meets the traveling sheep!
Oh my god! I am in Gents. Why, get me home. Belgium is sodding boring! Why come to Belgium in the first place. If it is for his Olga, then he is one crazy man that Danik! Danik met up with this girl on this website they both usually use, I don't know what it is called - LoveBuddy's, FriendsBuddys, ChatUpBuddys, or TravBuddy's. God Knows! We walk into the centre, going through boring grey buildings. I am moose! I am sad!
We are over canal. Laura whips out something out of her bag! I can't believe it! It is a cuddly toy! Its a white wooly thing! She calls it the 'Traveling Sheep!' What! Another cuddly toy traveling. No way! I am the only one who is allowed to do this! Go away sheep! You make me sad! Now you making me angry! I am moose! I am angry!
Sheep says 'Baaaaaa off yourself too! I travel too! I get to go to an airport every day with my owner, where do you go?'
I replied 'I go everywhere.
I go to depressing places over Yuuuoope! My owner won't sit still for one minute. One day he will take me home and I will become a real moose!'Sheep says 'Yeah baaaaaing right! Not going to happen mate!'
Moose says 'So you are not sad hanging around in that bag of her's, with all the make up and talking box with speakers?'
Sheep says 'Naaaa baaaaa mate!' I love it, I am a sheep. I baaaaa! I make no sence. But I love my life hanging around putting make up on my wool! I am sheep! I am baaaaing happy!'
(this is getting nowhere, so we move on) - Danik
Anyway, so all four of us, walk around, then pick up angry Olga from the choo-choo station and head back into a bar. Drinks are on the table. Somewhere, I manage to drink some off the beer and soaks up into my stuffed cotton etc.
So does the sheep. We both get very merry. We are drunk! I am moose! I am merry! Bark Bark!Sheep says 'I bet you can't drink more than 10 beers!'
Moose says 'Challenege expected!'
And after getting dunked into the beer by Olga, moose got very drunk and started a fight with the sheep! Sheep not happy! Moose shoves a horn up his backside and flips the sheep to the floor! It was a real drunken fight!
Moose shouts out 'I hate Belgium! It is so boring! Its all beer, chocolates, waffles and tin tin! and since you been here mr sheep, I hate Belgium even further. I want to go home! I am moose! I want to become a real moose! Sob! Sob!
Sheep is upset and heads back into Laura's bag. Sheep is being quiet! No baaing from him. Moose sits on the table singing a smurf song. Moose is depressed! Sob! Sob! Moose is sad! I am moose! I want to go home!
(Anyway, enough of this storyline.... because it's stupid. There wasn't actually anything in Gent for the moose to talk about, so the best I could come up with was a bar scene which mad no sence! Oh well, better luck tomorrow. I am just running out of storylines for Belgium! Any help anyone?) - Danik
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