Moose is 'In Bruges' (The film)
Well, I am still on the road with Danik and that dreadful Olga. I have now been dragged to a place called 'Brugge'. How do you say this. Bogeys. Ok, Bogeys. So I am in Bogeys. Still in that man made country called Belgium. Ok. It is hot. Why? I want rain. Danik said it will rain, and rain, and rain, but it hasn't. Olga gone to work. Moose is happy. Moose is put back in the bag. Moose is now in a main square. Beautiful buildings surround me. Big tall building with pointy thing in the sky. Wow!
I remember watching a film called 'In Bogeys' (In Bruges - Danik!), and there was some shootings, and jumping into canals. Well, there isn't anything like that going on here. All I see are the woman chatting away, trying to look happy and the men just sitting outside the bars drinking huge glasses of beer.
To be honest, I got a bit bored of Brugge and Brussels yesterday. Is this why It is called 'Boring Belgium' by the British people? Strange, but true. Moose is bored. Moose wants Sweden and eat leaves with the real Elk's. I am moose.
Can anyone advice the moose what to do in a boring place like Brugge. I can't drink beer, I can't eat Belgium chocolates, I can't watch Tin-Tin as it is in a werid language, I want to ban Danik from playing Kate Ryan music in the car, and I can't eat waffles. Please help me. I am moose. I am sad. :(
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