Green Eggs & Spam

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Green Eggs & Spam

Green Eggs and Ham is a best-selling and critically acclaimed book by Dr. Seuss, first published in 1960. As of 2001, according to Publishers Weekly, it was the fourth-bestselling English-language children's book of all time.
Green Eggs & Spam by Old School Bill  September 2009
I am Spam I am Spam  I am
That Spam-I-am! That Spam-I-am!
I do not like that Spam-I-am!
Do you like green eggs and Spam?
I do not like them, Spam-I-am.
I do not like green eggs and Spam.
Would you like Spam here or there?
I would not like Spam here or there.
I would not like  Spam anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and Spam.
I do not like them, Spam-I-am.
Would you like Spam in a house?
Would you like Spam with a mouse?
I do not like Spam in a house.
I do not like Spam with a mouse.
I do not like  Spam here or  there.

Green Eggs & Spam

I do not like Spam anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and Spam.
I do not like them, Spam-I-am.
Would you read them in a box?
Would you read them with a fox?
Not in a box.  Not with a fox.
Not in a house.  Not with a mouse.
I would not read them here or there.
I would not read them anywhere.
I would not eat green eggs or read Spam.
I do not like them, Spam-I-am.
Would you? Could you? In a car? Here they are.
I would not, could not, in a car.
You may like them. You will see.
You may like them in a tree!
I would not, could not in a tree.
Not in a car! Spam let me be!
I do not like Spam in a box.
I do not like Spam with a fox.
I do not like Spam in a house.
I do not like Spam with a mouse.
I do not like Spam here or there.
I do not like  Spam anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and Spam.
I do not like them, Spam-I-am.
A train! A train! A train! A train!
Could you, would you, on a train?
Not on a train! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! Spam! Let me be!
I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, with a fox.
Green Eggs & Spam

I will not read them with a mouse.
I will not read them in a house.
i will not read them here or there.
I will not read them anywhere.
I do not eat green eggs and read  Spam.
I do not like them, Spam-I-am.
Say! In the dark? Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?
I would not, could not, in the dark.
Would you, could you, in the rain?
I would not, could not, in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train.
Not in a car. Not in a tree.
I do not like them, Spam, you see.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
I will not read them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere!
You do not like green eggs and Spam?
I do not like them, Spam-I-am.
Could you, would you with a goat?
I would not, could not, with a goat!
Would you, could you, on a boat?
I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not read them in the rain.
I will not read them on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like  Spam in a box.
I do not like  Spam with a fox.
PLEASE NO TRAVEL SPAM!!!!

I will not read Spam in a house.
I do not like  Spam with a mouse.
I do not like Spam here or there.
I do not like Spam ANYWHERE
I do not like green eggs and Spam!
I do not like them, Spam-I-am.

It is widely believed the term Spam is derived from the
1970 SPAM sketch of the BBC television comedy series
"Monty Python's Flying Circus".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8huXkSaL7o

KeikoCreative says:
Cool!
Posted on: Sep 11, 2009
Koralifix says:
Almost better than the original! ;) Pretty cool and so true!
Posted on: Sep 08, 2009
oldschoolbill says:
No I Didn't Thanks!!
Posted on: Sep 07, 2009
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Green Eggs & Spam
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PLEASE NO TRAVEL SPAM!!!!
PLEASE NO TRAVEL SPAM!!!!
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