wow what a crappy day
This morning I awoke from my slumbers, knowing I'll only be in Chicago for another month in a half or so, before I depart to my assignment in St.Croix. Depressed about leaving new friends, my lover, and all of this culture, delicious cuisine, drag queen comedians, and vastness. SO I awake to be greeted with 40 mile per hour winds, snow, and general crappiness. So I decide to do the all American thing and head to McDonalds to see if there’s any interesting folks, get some coffee (no starbucks for me kids), and try out my new ultra bad ass titanium toed boots, and essential for all of us petro-chemical workers.
Best encounter of the day:
Bum: "When does the god damn liquor store open"
Me " 12 noon"
Bum: "But its only 8:45, what am I gonna do?"
Me "Theres lots of single girls in McDonalds, looking for some company"
Bum: Check
So to all those girls in Mcdonalds, enjoying your breakfast and Chicago Tribune, I apologize for what I just released on you : )
