Old School Around the World Christmas Night Tour Sleigh Co-Piloting & Liability Release Form

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CEO of Santa Claus LLC Christmas Tours Limited of the North Pole

From: Santa Claus LLC Christmas Tours Limited.

To: Old School Bill
       GIbTown, Florida

Reference-Sleigh Co-Piloting 101 & Liability Release Form for Flight 12/24/2008

Please read sign & return Santa Claus LLC Christmas Tours Limited LIABILITY RELEASE FORM 7(Seven Days) prior to flight take off..

 

The use of GPS is your choice Santa has done this route a time or two & most likely will respond to your suggestion with something other than Ho Ho

Unless you still think the best route to Key West is A1A South, do not consult MapQuest again we do not have time to take the scenic route.

To avoid having to rent Ryder truck at last minute making certain reindeer are actually connected to sled before take-off.

For the love of God, place the puppies, kittens & ponies on TOP of the sled gift pile.

Keep pre-flight partying to minimum, especially any grand ideas to mix Jagermeister and egg nog. “Jag Nog” is not a good idea when trying to circumvent the Whole World in one night.

Bring note informing little Jimmy Bob of Daytona, for the third year in a row that there does not exist a two-player party game called “Solitaire”

Bring own snack food. Raiding kitchens are not allowed & you can only eat so many cookies.

 Don’t forget that several million children also live in trailers…and Wyoming.

To avoid having to rent Ryder truck at last minute making certain reindeer are actually connected to sled before take-off.

Fulfill promise to Maggie & the Manatees and bring along CD recording of their “A Sunny Christmas in Gibsonton” to listen to on trip.

No matter how bad it gets out there this night, just keep telling yourself, this is a once in a lifetime experience, reindeer pooh is washable & this trip was your idea!

Switch from Gibtown Cell to another cell phone provider before Christmas Eve. Not being able to get a signal in Krakow is understandable. Not being to get a signal in midtown Manhattan is inexcusable.

Give elves their usual Christmas bonus"a $25 gift certificate to the Ruth’s Steakhouse,  Bait Shop & 10 Minute Oil Change.

Save time, travel and headaches by organizing gifts in bag according to country.

No matter how bad it gets out there this night, just keep telling yourself, this is a once in a lifetime experience,  reindeer pooh is washable & this trip was your idea!

Instead of packing several hundred different suits so as to adhere to each region’s traditional depiction of St. Nick & Old School Bill please help with introduction of the universal “Santa” outfit-Red & White Aloha Shirt, Gold Shorts, Sandals & Red Stocking Cap with Sun Glasses

If any child sees you, quickly apply “sleeper hold.

Universal “Santa” outfit-Red & White Aloha Shirt, Gold Shorts, Sandals & Red Stocking Cap with Sun Glasses
 While singing “Rock a By Baby”

Merry Christmas to All & to All  a Great Flight

Santa Claus LLC Christmas Tours Limited of the North Pole LIABILITY RELEASE FORM

On this __________ day of ____________________, 2008 Old School Bill, intending to be legally bound hereby, the undersigned agrees and does hereby release from liability and to indemnify and hold harmless, and any of its employees or agents representing or related to the Santa Claus LLC Christmas Tours Limited of the North Pole as regards to Old School Bill’s Around the World Christmas Night Tour. This release is for any and all liability for personal injuries (including death) and property losses or damage occasioned by, or in connection with any activity or accommodations for this event. The undersigned further agrees to abide by all the rules and regulations promulgated by Santa Claus LLC Christmas Tours Limited of the North Pole and/or its affiliate groups and vendors throughout the Old School Bill’s Around the World Christmas Night Tour

Guest Name (please print) Date Signed

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Signature of Guest Participant

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hummingbird50 says:
Hey Bill...Merry Christmas...I am off to sleep.
Have a great day Bill...
Good to see all this cheer!!!!!
Posted on: Dec 11, 2008
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