All time champ Town of Nowhere

Vitre takes the prize for being the little town of nowhere of all time!  RB warned me that there’s nothing there but...!  It has a château that is nothing but stone walls.  The town has 2 churches and maybe 15 shops and 5 restaurants, and sleazy local who yells “are you ready to rock?” to tourists.  Anyway, on the positive side, the food is cheap and the public toilet is free.  After all these small towns, I’m ready to go back to the city!!!