DONKEY BALLS
September 26, 2008
i about died laughing when i saw this. there is also a coffee house serving DONKEY BEANS coffee near the timeshare. i love the names. the funny thing is i did not buy the DONKEY BALLS.
how can you ignore the names:
BLUE BALLS - BLUE COLORED CHOCOLATE
FLAKY BALLS - WITH COCONUT SHAVINGS
DIRTY BALLS - CHOCOLATE POWDER WITH IT
CREAMIN' SCREAMIN' BALLS - ORANGE CREAM INSIDE
Legend of the Surfin Ass
Keoki would get up each morning before school to pick beautiful red coffee cherry. Then after school each day Keoki would load all the red coffee cherries on the back of his favorite Kona nightingale donkey (ass). Then they would walk down the mountain to the mill.
Afterwards, Keoki and his donkey would go to the ocean to surf. The native people of Hawaii loved to tease Keoki, "Both you and your ass going surfin?" Keoki would smile and say, "Yes we're both going to surf our ass off.
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The Legend of the Surfin’ Ass was born
Keoki would get up each morning before school to pick beautiful red coffee cherry. Then after school each day Keoki would load all the red coffee cherries on the back of his favorite Kona nightingale donkey (ass). Then they would walk down the mountain to the mill.
Afterwards, Keoki and his donkey would go to the ocean to surf. The native people of Hawaii loved to tease Keoki, "Both you and your ass going surfin?" Keoki would smile and say, "Yes we're both going to surf our ass off.
The Legend of the Surfin’ Ass was born
Our contact information
By email: keokis@surfinass.com
By standard mail:
79-7411 Mamalahoa Hwy
Kealakekua, HI 96750
By phone:
808-324-7733 (between 7 a.m. and 7 p.m. (Hawaii time zone)
By fax:
808-324-7734
help@surfinass.com
By email: keokis@surfinass.com
By standard mail:
79-7411 Mamalahoa Hwy
Kealakekua, HI 96750
By phone:
808-324-7733 (between 7 a.m. and 7 p.m. (Hawaii time zone)
By fax:
808-324-7734
help@surfinass.com
Shipping Information:
We ship only via USPS Priority mail. PLEASE ALLOW 12-14 DAYS FOR DELIVERY.
Shipping Rates:
Up to .99 LBS $5.60
1 to 1.99 LBS $8.50
2 to 2.99 LBS $11.55
3 to 3.99 LBS $14.45
4 to 4.99 LBS $16.85
5 to 5.99 LBS $17.05
6 to 6.99 LBS $19.30
7 to 7.99 LBS $21.55
8 to 8.99 LBS $23.85
9 to 9.99 LBS $26.05
10 LBS and up $27.35
IMPORTANT SHIPPING NOTICE: It's summer and your ordering chocolate from Kona, Hawaii. It might melt, it doesn't happen often but it does happen. Sorry but, we cannot replace items that melt!!!
We ship only via USPS Priority mail. PLEASE ALLOW 12-14 DAYS FOR DELIVERY.
Shipping Rates:
Up to .99 LBS $5.60
1 to 1.99 LBS $8.50
2 to 2.99 LBS $11.55
3 to 3.99 LBS $14.45
4 to 4.99 LBS $16.85
5 to 5.99 LBS $17.05
6 to 6.99 LBS $19.30
7 to 7.99 LBS $21.55
8 to 8.99 LBS $23.85
9 to 9.99 LBS $26.05
10 LBS and up $27.35
IMPORTANT SHIPPING NOTICE: It's summer and your ordering chocolate from Kona, Hawaii. It might melt, it doesn't happen often but it does happen. Sorry but, we cannot replace items that melt!!!
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