OMG-The Wildest Post Meetup Day!! (Football, The World According to Cha Cha, & Barfy Boy)

So, we arrive back to Mel's house as 4:30 am and I have to be up by 7am to get ready, pick Brett up at his hotel, and then meet Sal for breakfast at 8am.  Since Sal operates on his own time zone, I figured I had a few extra minutes to sleep in! :D I sent him a text when the alarm went off so I didn't have to drag my lifeless body from the bed if he was going to be late or flake all together.  Text to Brett figuring he was still asleep and he responds with he's down in the Casino already.....OMG?!?! Did you not even go to bed???  Hurry on my way, pick up Brett and back to breakfast with Sal.  True to Sal form.....20 minutes later he arrives! HA HA HA  It was nice just hanging with the three of us...apparently Adrian didn't wake up (shocking.

...NOT)  We had a great breakfast with Sal at one of my favorite places in Vegas, Black Bear Diner.  Said our goodbyes and I was off to drop Brett off at the airport. 

We are pulling out of the parking lot when I get my first Melanie call.  Apparently Julie called her and is back from the hike and ready to hang.  We figure out it will save time if she goes and gets Julie from Sal's house and Dana back at the hotel while I drop Brett off. The plan is to take the girls to In N Out since Dana's never had one before!   I quickly shoosh Brett out the door at the airport (can't let on that I hate goodbyes and might miss his mean sarcastic ways..LOL) and I am back off to Mel's house to shower and meet the girls.  Adrian apparently has risen from the dead and is going to meet us there as well.

 

The In N Out near the strip is always packed, no matter what time of day and 11am on a Sunday was a nice long line out the door!  I was not eating since I had already consumed breakfast now twice in a 4 hour window....yeah, not feeling the burger now!  We took some photos....of course and then one of the employees (Chazz) came over to take our picture and kidded around that he didn't get to be in it.  So as evidenced, we grabbed him and included him in our madness.  Then his buddy pointed out we needed In N Out hats....SWEET!!!!  Another picture, some hats, and we were styling!!!  Poor Dana...she had to scarf her burger down in between photo opps - sure she has to wonder what she got herself into!!! HA HA. 

We say our goodbyes so Adrian can follow me back and Julie and Melanie take Dana to the airport.

  Adrian and I do what we do best and hop online to check Travbuddy.  Such dorks!!!  A little while later, Julie and Melanie emerge and guess what.....all four of us hop online.  And to prove we are truly the biggest TB dorks - we begin messaging each other even though we are an inch from each other on the same couch.  These are probably my favorite TB photos!!!!!!!!  Especially the one with all of us on our own profile pages!  OSB, eat your heart out!! :D

Adrian decides to go off and see what kind of trouble he can get into on the strip (or he was just tired of me making fun of his stinky feet...hee hee) and he needed to pick up his luggage at Sal's.  We head off to the Tap House for some wings and the Sunday Night Football game - Browns v Steelers.

.....and for those who haven't seen my review for the Tap House-it's a Cleveland Brown's Bar but they have the best chicken wings ever!  I turned Mel onto the place who in turn brought Sal in as well. 

This was one of the best times I had at the Tap House - it was pretty busy and people had plenty to say about Julie and her jersey...some were just more polite than others.  We ended up meeting two guys who were Pittsburgh fans, although one was too shy to show himself!!! HA HA.  Tim and Craig were a riot and we talked with them quite awhile....much to Adrian and Sal's dismay as Sal exclaimed, "Hmmm, guess we aren't good looking enough!" HA HA. 

Many adventures during dinner, some of which brought me to tears and forced me to go outside to regain my composure.

  It started with a strange text message Sal got from someone he didn't know asking if they could come over and use his potty...(see pic).  When he read the message, it freaked him out so that he dropped his phone.....right into the ranch dressing!! Oooops!  Then as we continued to laugh and take photos, Sal comes completely out of the blue and asks Julie to put her arm a certain way.  He takes a pic and then tells me to turn to the side and stick my tongue out....uuuuuuhh, ok I guess.  I do it and then Sal shows us the pics.  There is a much older gentleman sitting behind us - Julie looks like she's patting him on the head in the pic and I well, I am licking his breast area.  OMG!!!!! But then I scrolled in and saw the face the guy was making. ...not sure what the odds are of getting that face but it was the funniest thing I had seen...I cried, walked outside, and more tears of laughter flowed as I shared the story with Brett who was calling to let us know he made it home safe and sound.   And Adrian and I had been joking about Brett and who he liked more since Adrian claims he called him before me. 

Well, during all that, Julie showed us the world according to Cha Cha.  Ask Cha Cha and it will respond.  WTF?!?! Oh yes baby....this is a lot of fun.  It was halftime and time to play.  We asked Cha Cha something that Brett wanted to know....who is Audrie Lane in Vegas named after.  We stumped Cha Cha on that one.  Sal and Julie asked it who they were and Sal was a little freaked when it responded with an answer!!! Next it was me.

..hmmm, what could I ask Cha Cha that was soooo obscure that it couldn't find it.  OHHHH, I know........ok, here is the conversation with Cha Cha: 

ME:  Who will win Brett? Me or Adrian

CHA CHA: What are Brett, Erin, and Adrian competing for?

ME:  Adrian and Erin are competing for Brett's affections.  (LOL)

CHA CHA:  I think if they have to compete for it, Brett is taking advantage of the situation!

OMG...Cha Cha is hysterical!!! I asked Cha Cha who I was and it knew me.....told me where I worked!!! SCARY! Ok, it was time to watch the game and not sure at which point, but in any case when Pittsburgh scored, Julie and the guys behind us cheered.  Well, an older couple at the bar (probably 50/60's) turn around - the husband says very loudly to our whole group, "F*&K YOU" and the wife says, "Your business isn't welcome here - go somewhere else!"  Now, since I am not really a big sports fan, I was truly offended by their behavior.

  I understand people are passionate but that takes up a whole notch and they should not be talking that way, especially to a young group of people.  And here, Julie even made friends with Barbara and Dee who are the regular die hard Cleveland fans who have their same table reserved for every game!

Next, it was time to boogie to Harrah's Piano Bar to meet Kim, Wendy, and Louise.  This is where the night got crazy and blurred a bit from all the activity.  Kim is friends with Matt, who was playing that night and I have spoken with Al who was also dueling that night.  Add Joey to the mix and it was a great set of watch!!!  Kim was kind enough to save seats although she moaned about me being late and stressed me out more as we were hurrying and she said she couldn't hold the seats much longer.

  But everything worked out and shortly thereafter, Louise and Wendy showed up in these adorable cowboy hats.....yyyeeeehhhhhhawwwwwww! :-) 

The naughty scales seemed to be tipped from that point on. Al always is fixated on my boobs when I see him and often shines the lovely spotlight my direction for certain emphasis....HA HA.  Tonight we wanted to give Louise and Julie an experience - we asked Matt to do something and bring them on the stage.  Next thing you know, he announces their names and Julie looks right at me as she knew who was primarily responsible for this...hee hee.  We have the video (already uploaded to You Tube, just need to upload here).  They had to do the little teapot song, which ironically is easy for Julie because if you are late to work or a meeting, they make you do it.

..hmmmm, she was quite the pro so what does that mean?!?! HA HA. 

Other hightlights from our all nighter there included:

- Sarah from Hooters Hotel molesting the piano players during Joy to the World

- Jeff the birthday boy doing a strip tease on stage and ultimately getting a lap dance from Sarah.  Jeff giving Sarah a lap dance which resulted in her shirt being lifted up and her bra exposed to the entire bar

- Kevin from Louisana and his interpretive dance...Mel stuffing a dollar down his shirt.  Julie and I following suit and ultimately finding outselves being his groupies! LOL.  He ended up buying Mel and I a shot - he was AWESOME!

- Another birthday boy, ultimately termed "barfy boy" doing a strip tease on stage and his pants falling down, exposing his a$$ crack to us all.

  More dollar bills down the pants. 

- Feeling something wet on my legs and feet and thinking someone spilled a drink. Turning around to find out I just got puked on.  LOVELY! Barfy Boy continue the path of vomit all the way to the window of the bar wherein he was really throwing up for the entire Las Vegas strip to see! 

- The ex Pro football player being just that....a big player.  LOL

- Hanging out with a really cool married guy because we figured out we were likely the only two normal and harmless people there (he was with Birthday and Barfy boy......yeah, fun!)  In fact, he was showing me pics of his wife and daughter when I got puked on!!! NICE!!!

- Julie doing the shark fin/sailboat dance to "Come Sail Away with Me"

- Acting like complete and total idiots with Julie and Mel.

...being pretty much completely sober!

Somehow it was already the end and I was off hanging in the corner with Al talking to him about the show tonight and realizing it's after 2:30 am already.  So much for an early night in........

And the best.....going up and down the elevator to every floor trying to find Mel's car.  We came close to calling security to help us find it since we got off on all the floors at least twice I think!!! LOL. 

Falling asleep on the way home to think I hear myself snoring and realizing it's Julie in the front seat!! HA HA. 

Great times......what a killer night!  Can't wait to do it again!!! :D