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It was a one horse town !!!

Not long ago we were convicted Smugglers in Chile now we´ve added to our list of transgressions ( word of the day toilet paper....does wonders for the vocabulary what ???? ) and become......sssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh make sure no ones looking over your shoulder, lock all the doors, draw the curtains......illegal immigrants.....I said sssshhhh. Now your in on the secret your an accomplice so if you tell anyone we´ll take you down with us!!!!! You´ll never take me alive copper..........

Yeah so what happened was we arrived in Chuy the border between Urugauy and Brazil at about 2 and to be honest didn´t have anything better to do than violate a few international laws, well no thats not actually what happened at all but it sounds good doesn´t it ???? actually the answer to that one is no too so lets get on.

Where is everyone???
...where was I .......hhhmmmm .......oh yes we arrived in Chuy, quickly realised there wasn´t much to do here whilst waiting for your bus at 11 and so for as we really sisn´t have anything better to do changed some money at the cambio ( oh look at me getting all multi lingual POOP POOP )and the guy in there says why don´t you go to the beach it´s only down the road, you can get the bus from the terminal, hhhhmmmmmmmm now that sounds better than wandering tound the shops for 9 hours we thought so off we go back to the station, there wasn´t a bus for abother two hours so we jumped into a cab and went to the beach ( all quite innocently ) We were there for only about ten minutes before these three police cars swooped down the sand towards us, all these dops jumped out wrestled us to the ground and well to cut to the chase.
Uruguain beer and brazilian flippers!!
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 we got arrested ( don´t know how they knew we hadn´t been stamped into Brazil )interrogated and locked up and I traded my one phone call in for an hour on the internet so basically they´re saying that we´re looking at 10 years unless someone comes up with 100,000 pesos , about 10,000 pounds and so now i´m sorry but it´s down to you all to save us....................................................... you are our only hope...............................

Actually no that´s more lies, I really must stop this.......... nothing like that happened , we had a lie on the beach, which as it happens is really nice and full of sand dunes, then a leisurely stroll around and then we got the bus back to Chuy , it was only when asking someone where the bus stop was that we realised that everyone was speaking Poetuguese and that we had become aliens ..............., but the whole arrest thing could still happen so don´t tell anyone ok, it´s just our secret!!!!!!!! 

 

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It was a one horse town !!!
It was a one horse town !!!
Where is everyone???
Where is everyone???
Uruguain beer and brazilian flippe…
Uruguain beer and brazilian flipp…
heres one for you Dan
here's one for you Dan
nice place for illegal immigrants …
nice place for illegal immigrants…
Chuy
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