The one where the high class pleasure seekers get really p**sed off and want to go home !!!

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NOT HAPPY BUNNIES

It{s May and we{ve been away for over 8 months now ( and somebody{s nicked the damn apostrophe again !!!! ) and it had to happen sooner or later but that still doesn,t help. We had a great night last night in our hostel,made some fantastic spicey garlic veggies, noodles and omelette for tea , then made rolls ready for todays travelling, also bought some fruit for the journey. Early to bed so we,re wide awake when the alarm goes off at 6.30, quick shazzer, slurp of coffee and we,re on the road. All goes well until after an hour or two we decide to delve into our packed lunch,only to find that like in the story of the three bears, some bastard has got there before us !!!!! As this isn{t a fairy tale we{re pretty sure that it,s not Goldilocks to blame, and being theonly people staying at the hostel last night ,it wasn{t any other pleasure seekers which leads us to believe that it must have been the .

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............yep you got it, the butler did it!!!! ....no......wrong again, it had tobe the weird littleguy on reception in the evening, so if you read the last blog and were thinking of staying at the hostel, maybe you should think again. If they{ll nick your food......

That,s not sooo bad I hear you say,surely they,re not thinking of packing their turtles after only that.....well if only that´s where it ended........oh look the apostrophe´s back yipppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

So yeah, it gets worse, so we´re on our supposedly real quick three hourer on the bus when we suddenly grind to a halt, here we go again, south american buses...but no....this time the bus is innocent, and there aren´t any road blocks just a mere gas tanker on it´s side spewing gas everywhere.

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..and then it catches alight!!!!!!!! So thats the next three hours taken care of....we finally get underway, drive on for a while, look out the window and there on the ground next to his pretty mangled motorbike is the body of the motorcyclist, I say body because that´s all there was, the head was a few feet away looking back at it´s recent owner probably thinking ...¨oh shhhhhiiiiiiiitttt that hurt or the Spanish equivalent anyway !!!!!!!!

Still not so bad I hear you say.......yep ok so because we´re late cause of the gas burning tanker we miss our next bus to the border.....still why are you so annoyed????????? well i´ll tell you, we´re sitting at the bus station for the next four hours being nice to people, smiling at ñittle children, talking to a few locals, when suddenly we realise , one of the bastards has had it away with one of our bags !!!!!!!!!!! ..............and it has to be the one with our video camera in doesn´t it....and because we´re technologically deficient.....thirteen hours of our trip on the hard drive...gone .........and the bastards just going to wipe away all our memories so that he can pass it on for the price of his next fix!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If only we´d made copies but because of our technophobia this didn´t happen....now that´s why we´re so upset !!!!!!!!!!!

O.K rant over, going out to drink some booze now, police report done thanks to the really nice Flores bus driver who took us to the cop shop and looked after us so there´s nothing else to do except fall into a rather nice bottle of rum that the bastard missed !!!!!!!!!!!

Oh ............sorry about the swear words in the blog, won´t happen again , promise........

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NOT HAPPY BUNNIES
NOT HAPPY BUNNIES
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STILL NOT
NOT HAPPY EITHER
NOT HAPPY EITHER
Lima
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