Solo pee pee no poo poo

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If you spot this flip flop, please ring...
First impressions of Equador....nice, first impressions of Euadorian bus conductors / entertainment jonnies........what a bunch of knobs....sorry misunderstood people!!!!!!! The bus itself was great, it was just the ticket collecting dude who seemed to have a problem with the world. The other two guys ( nice friendly blond haired driver and short fat receeding driver ) were both great and continually had to tell ticket dude to wind his neck in, but at the time he really was a twat !!!! Example A................we get on the bus, it{s seven thirty ( for the moment lets forget about the missing apostrophe again !!! ) it,s not time for bed yet surely, not even for the little 3 year old grizzling to her mum......WRONG...off go the lights.......pardon senor por favore illuminata ??????????????.
poor things..they're missing their other halves.
......................................................pardon senor ????????????????..................... NO, is the answer,  enter nice blond driver to annoying upperty ticket dude....spanish blah blah blah.......lights yippeee........two hours later.....senor por favore banyo ???????..............NO............( excuse terrible Spanish but in reality the spoken version unfortunately is as bad !!!! ) por favore ??????????????...................enter short receeder ( Spanish blah blah blah ) eventually toilet door is unlocked but solo pee pee no poo poo !!!!!!When a toothbrush was produced it was as though we had produced a hand grenade................NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....wow sorry......anyway to cut down on the whole long and to be honest boring story, things continued like this with passengers asking simple things, ticket dude having none of it and then one of the two nice guys stepping in and slapping him down.
It's a cool city
He did however get the final laugh, we arrived in Quito to be met by a sunny morning, the fact that he was no longer on the bus and that for some reason neither were mine or Ria{s right flip flops !!!!!!!!! Now either we had been robbed by two one legged men which seems unlikely, we were robbed by someone with two right feet one of which is a UK 10 and the other a UK6 , which also seems unlikely .....or thirdly the sneeky ticket dude decided to teach us a lesson about what time we should go to bed and when it is acceptable to use the loo, which seems a little more likely !!!!!!! Anyway just nipping off to open a beer, won,t be long..............

See told you.

It,s wednesday and we,re just off to pick Nick up from the airport, he,s here for the next two weeks and we,ve got loads to do, markets, beaches, jungles to explore, and we,ve also got to fly out of that big bad city Lima but this time we,re prepared and have packed an extra person to keep an eye on our sandwiches / fruit / bags / and flip flops.
and there he is
Tomorrow we{re off to the Equator to watch toilets flush to the right , to the left and straight down............just got to remember solo pee pee no poo poo and definately no tooth brushing !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh forgot to say we,re staying in an absolute peach of a hostel, Hostel Bambu, there,s an amazing roof garden, boiling hot water, two kitchens, skinternet, laundry, book exchange, our room is huge, the bed is soft and it,s only 10 bucks what an absolute screaming bargain...

that,s definately it now....night.
travelman727 says:
I've got to remember your advice for future trips: "solo pee pee no poo poo" :-D
Posted on: May 15, 2009
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Its a cool city
It's a cool city
and there he is
and there he is
my pea!!!!
my pea!!!!
climbing the hill up to our palace
climbing the hill up to our palace
Quito
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