One Graveyard, 8 TravBuddies, A Bottle Of Whiskey & A Riot
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Today, was the day I was to fly to Paris to meet Lori & Jeff and all the other TBs that I had not spoken to yet....so why did I spend all night drinking with my buddy, Bryan. I got home towards 4 in the morning and had to be at the airport bus in an hour so why did I lie down and go to sleep without packing my bag??
When I got to Paris, I dumped my bag in Gare de Nord as I knew the others wouldnt be in until towards 3 o'clock. I grabbed a cheap crepe and set off in search of Peré Lachaise cemetary as it is one of the places I had never been before. It wasnt until I was leaving that I realised how wierd it was to be kicking off my holiday by strolling around a cemetery eating a crepe.
After this eerie beginning, I headed for a bar near La Bastille where I decided to wait for the others to arrive. When I found a nice pub, Lori let me know that their plane had been delayed. That was fine seeing as I was having great craic trying to out drink the barman in the Irish bar. Many pints and shots later, I met the gang in the hotel reception.
After a quick dinner we headed straight for the supermarket to buy cheap drink. A cheap bottle of Jameson....sweet! We went back to one of the rooms, opened our drink and unleashed the party!! Unfortunately I didnt realise that there were cups so ended up drinking my whiskey without mixer, but hey, they just made the fun come undiluted and quicker.
Out in the square, we were not sure whether we could bring our drink and I dont think we were meant to....the locals really appeared disgusted with us.
The photos from each of our blogs tell a better story of what happened than I can. Lets just say McHammer (Ruby) appeared, some bicthes and ho's danced, Jeff did a traditional Russian dance and I did the Irish dance. From Jeffs photos I also gather that I did some amount of Irish story telling haha
Good times, Good times!!
At some point we were joined by two of Ruby's mates, Kellen & Obi, whilst Lori ran up about €100 on Bondy's phone bill to ring everyone about her birthday. We also found out that her friend Melissa hates me. Possibly something to do with talking to her in the middle of the night, drunk and very possibly making fun of her.
All of a sudden, the Gendarme were running all over the place with batons raised. Myeself and Jeff ran off close behind them sensing that a riot was happening. If it wasnt, our shouts of "RIOT!!!" would have been highly misdirected. It was not until Jeff jumped on a bench that we noticed the officer wildly swinging his baton towards as some "rioter" lay on the ground surround. The two of us made a swift exit.
We looked around for a bar to go to but decided that €7 for a beer was a bit steep and every other bar seemed to think we were slightly intoxicated...no idea where they got that from. Oh thats right all the vodka and Frangelico we were drinking infront of them.
So nothing for it then, back to the room to continue the fun. But first myself and Jeff made a quick pitstop at the kebab shop across the road.
Apparently Lori may have celebrated her birthday a little too hard as she wasnt feeling the May West which perhaps was not helped by myself and the lads trapping her underneath the bed! While everybody else were preoccupied with Lori, Jeff and I slipped out the door back to the kebab shop. This time we got smart and bought 4!
Back up in the room, we were all enjoying our kebabs especially Bondy who was sat on the bathroom floor looking after poor Lori. At one point we could hear someone (Lori) getting sick,
Bondy asked "are you ok????"
Jeff replied "what sort of stupid question is that!!"
I innocently enquired from Bondy, "would you like me to hold your kebab???"
As we all know the feeling of being the person getting sick, we decided to give her some space and moved the fun to our room.
Once again, it was a great day and I could not have been happier that I took Lori up on her offer of joining up with her and her mates for this trip. Even after this one night I could tell that the next few days were going to be so much more fun than I had originally expected.
On second thought, perhaps adding photos of graves first to this blog was not such a good idea. Now if you just look at this entry on face value you will think it really morbid with all the grave photos filling in the text....