Vince Neil would be proud...

Calgary's law states that all girls dressed as bangers for stagettes must be caged

When my BFF (G) called me last August to tell me she got engaged, my first reaction was shock. Well, not really, it was pretty anticlimatic, but it sounds better when I say that. It was actually excitement, especially because now we could book the vacation we had been planning for so long...nothing like a wedding to bring a hundred corona-loving friends together all on one beach. As well, it meant that G's dream of living like a rockstar would finally become a reality...in the form of a MOTLEY CRUE Stagette!!!

Ingredients for a Rockstar party:

1) 20 wanna-be banger chicks

2) Rock bus (fully equipped with poles and surround sound)

3) A list of every metal bar (or semi-metal) in a City known for Cowboy hats and wranglers

4) Copious amounts of "dancing serum" (aka booze)

5) Cameras for Facebook blackmail pics

6) Crimping irons and blue eyeshadow

Throw these all together and add some Dr. Feelgood, and you have a night to remember! Or should I say forget...