How come men can wear their underwear and get away with it. The guy on the right has underwear. It has the little opening.
I hope these pictures work today and not like yesterday. My trip to Greece has been a major Island hop. Today I did island hopping in island hopping. I can’t tell you how many little islands I saw. The pictures are going to be quite boring for you as they will look similar but please try and put yourself in my flip flops and see how breathtaking the scenery is. I am running out of words for “beautiful” and without the help of a thesauraus, I am lost. I have used, beautiful, breathtaking, amazing, spectacular, impressive, fantastic, incredible and I am beginning to run dry.
I know you are all worried about my hair and so you will be very glad to know that the hotel lent me a hairdryer.
They took one look at my hair and said, “Yes, of course we have one that you are welcome to borrow until you check out”. I am not kinding. Now when I came into the internet café to upload tonight she said “I see you did your hair. It looks very nice but I liked it this morning too”. Go figure! So now I have everything I need.
The view from one port.
I am going to let my pictures tell the story of my island hopping. I ate myself through most of the islands. I couldn’t help but eat at the restaurants as the views were amazing.
Now for the really important information! I have just about completed the Banana Hammock Documentary. I am feeling extremely overwhelmed with the task at hand. It has been far more intricate than originally planned.
You see it is very challenging to take close up pictures of men’s bathing suits. I have to nonchalantly pretend I am taking a picture of something “breathtaking” and then zoom into the zone. Now I have had more than a few peculiar looks. I just shrug and walk off. I am by myself what do they expect? I have got some really good close-ups but I am not willing to reveal the gentlemen’s identity and also to protect the innocent. I do agree, if they are wearing this type of apparel they are not innocent. But you know those commercials, or shows that show overweight people walking down the street, I always think… What if that was me? So I need to be diplomatic here. I have promised the documentary and I will produce it BUT you need to email me personally to get the PowerPoint. So if you would like the pre Academy Award preview of next years big winner, just email and request it. There are over 30 different banana hammocks. Some don’t even contain the banana or the coconuts for that matter.
The view from another port.
Filming is finished but production hasn’t quite started as I need to find the program. (PP). I also think I would be arrested if I was to post them on my blog.
A lonely fisher
So have no fear, I will persevere and make you proud!
Enjoy the pictures and the video. I really tried to talk during the video but with the sea breeze I think it is too noisy.
I spent an hour uploading the video. YouTube said it was done and now it is missing. It will come at a later date. I am so sorry but I seem to be having some kind of glitch. Not only is the battery dying but I am trying to figure my picture on the front blog. It isn't coming up anymore and I don't know how to fix it. I only have minutes until the computer goes dead.