The Truth about Moroccan Women
When you first get to Morocco and the honeymoon stage wears off (you know when you look at normal stuff and it suddenly becomes wonderful because it’s in Morocco when it’s really some lame-ass fire hydrant) you still can’t help but notice the difference between what you’re wearing and what other people are wearing. And what’s better is that you can’t help but notice them noticing you.
Dressed in knee-length skirts, my sister and I were taxiing around
At the night club, however, it was a completely different story.
At the entrance to the club, we saw the same attire being ported by the ladies, and thought that we were perhaps going to have some trouble, being the most provocatively dressed women in the place. However, when we got inside, the women were just as swanky as us, actually they were downright scandalous! Skirts that were only about a hands width long, dipping, no-back shirts, LOADS of make-up, perfume up the wazoo made me wonder, WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN???
Needing to use the ladies room, my sister and I teamed up to find it, and find it we did, as did apparently every other woman in the club.
The bathroom was actually more like a lion’s pit with dresses flying up in the air, women clawing for a spot in front of the mirror, showing, screaming, two or three women per stall, not peeing but changing. For a woman who had to pee something fierce, I was horrified. How on Earth was I going to get myself into one of those stalls… alone?One of the cleaning ladies who was standing outside chuckling picked up on my panic, and approaching me asked me in Arabic if I needed help (I assume). Realizing that I only spoke English, she decided to take me, poor little American girl, under her wing, and in true momma-bird fashion, began pecking away at the competition. As soon as she secured me a stall, I practically ripped my skirt off, because I knew my hard-won privacy would be relatively short lived. By the last drip, the pounding had reached a climax, and I booked it out of there, not without offering a grateful smile and hand wave to my beautiful heroine.
It’s like the Moroccan men say, go to bed with an angel, wake up with a monster.
Day One in Tanger
So my sister and I arrived in the
Problem two: he only spoke Arabic and French. No problem! I can speak French well enough :)
Problem three: we had only euros.
In fact we didn't even know what Moroccan currency was called (dirams, we discovered at an ATM later that day), let alone its Euro equivalent. We'll cross that bridge when we come to it, we thought.
Driving up the winding slope to the older part of Tangier, called
Our hostel proved to be AMAZING! Dar Jameel, our hostel, was exquisite! In every, naturally-lit room, the walls were completely covered in the most beautiful, hand-made tile work.
Each bedroom had the most enormous and comfy beds I have ever slept in; it was five floors of heaven and luxury for a price which would normally prohibit luxury. PLUS! Breakfast was included, but this was a breakfast of champions if I ever had one! Fresh fruit picked up that morning from local markets, fresh-squeezed orange juice, coffee, mint tea (of course), croissants, Moroccan flat bread with four different sauces, all home made. And to top it all off, you could take the left-overs with you!!! A + +!!
Our first afternoon was spent with a construction-worker-turned-guide named Mahmoud, who showed us all over the city, including the Kasbah! We rocked it.
We also got to see this community bread oven, which was really interesting. Well, I guess it wasn’t just an oven, but a baker too.
Each family would make their own bread and bring it to this man who spent his days putting in and taking out other people’s bread from this coal fire with large wooden paddles. He let us smell bread he was just taking out, a loaf that was as big as two arms forming a circle in front of your body! Enormous!








