Big Boy Fends Off the Angry Mongols

For our maiden voyage together, Big Boy and I felt we needed to lose the cherry in a big way, the Orient. Our journeys took us to the far off shores of Beijing, China. He made many guest appearances at such famed locations as the Summer Palaces, the Forbidden City and of course, the  Great Wall of China. Genghis would have been quaking in his boots if he saw this gleaming pompadour and big beefy burg up on that wall. Hell, you wouldn’t even need the wall with Big Boy’s mojo kickin.

Guest appearances of Big Boy were also made at the lovely Summer Palaces and the Forbidden City. A rare photo glimpse was also caught of him at the Marco Polo Bridge. Being an open minded gnome, he was even kind enough to pay a special visit to the Temple of a Thousand Buddhas, though he did comment that these statues had no game compared to him, seeing as his hair was far more stylish. Some of the locals even took a special moment to water paint in his honor. He even condescended to taking a photo with me on one occasion.

Do not be fooled however, Big Boy also has a personal side. He was the life of this Chinese party we had in the subway. He charmed these Chinese opera singers from Shanghai into a mini concerto right there in the subway. Can’t take this guy anywhere.