101 Things to Do Before I Die (Revised as of May 2008)

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101 Things to Do Before I Die. Now let me say that I've been working on this list for a few years now and am happy about my progress. All of these things will be done, even bitch slapping George Bush. Haha. Hopefully, I'll be updating this list soon!

1) Bungee jump off of Victoria Falls in Zambia.
2) Ride an elephant.
3) Go on a REAL safari.
4) Dance at Love Parade.
5) Spend an entire week at Burning Man Festival.
6) Be a Peace Corps. volunteer.
7) Attend a high fashion show.
8) DANCE WITH THE LOCALS IN A FOREIGN CLUB CHECK!!!!!!
9) Walk the Great Wall of China.
10) Celebrate the Day of the Dead in Mexico.
11) See the Northern Lights.
12) Run a marathon.
13) Join the "Mile High Club."
14) Explore the Amazon Rainforest.
15) Marry a rich older man.
16) Annul that marriage to the rich older man.
17) Steal a bicycle in Amsterdam.
18) SEDUCE A MAN IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE CHECK!!!
19) Get drunk at Oktoberfest in Munich.
20) Stop being semi-dyslestic.
21) Accidentally discover a cure for an illness or disease.
22) Backpack through Machu Pichu, Peru.
23) Win a million dollars.
24) Leave a 200% tip.
25) CHILL OUT ON A TOPLESS BEACH CHECK!!!
26) SWIM WITH A SHARK. CHECK!!!
27) Be a "bandee" for a legendary rock band.
28) BE PART OF A PROTEST RALLY CHECK!!!!
29) Walk around a major city in a grim reaper costume......really, no reason why.
30) Full on curse someone out in a public place.
31) TIME TRAVEL TO THE 60'S AND BE PART OF FREE LOVE, PEACE, AND MUSIC CHECK!!!
32) Play with a monkey in Africa.
33) Have a piece of my writing published in an esteemed outlet.
34) Quit diet soda.
35) Float down the Nile River.
36) Ride a camel in Morocco.
37) Tango in Buenos Aires.  CHECK!!!!!
38) BACKPACK AROUND EUROPE. CHECK!!!
39) Rock dread locks.
40) Sleep with the enemy.
41) Visit the pyramids in Peru.
42) Bitch slap George Bush.
43) Convert a gay man.
44) BE INSPIRATIONAL TO OTHER PEOPLE BESIDES MYSELF. CHECK!!!
45) Walk like a demon in 5 inch heels.
46) Buy a sari in India.
47) Pass laws that help humanity.
48) Stop over-analyzing men in general.
49) Dye my hair a different color besides pink.
50) ACTUALLY USE MY GYM MEMBERSHIP FOR MORE THAN 3 MONTHS. CHECK!!!!
51) Climb Ayers Rock in the Australian Outback.
52) Cruise around the Great Barrier Reef.
53) Wind surf.
54) Take a picture kissing Moreno Glacier in Argentina.
55) Have a conversation about life with an alchemist in the Mojave Desert.
56) Take a gorgeous picture without knowing it.
57) Free caged animals from testing.
58) Go one day without thinking at least one pessimistic thought.
59) Quit Myspace.
60) Free Tibet.
61) Eat a Thai meal in Thailand.
62) RAVE THE NIGHT AWAY..... CHECK!!!
63) Go heli-snowboarding.
64) Ride a tandem bike along a boardwalk.
65) Return to the motherland.......Russia!
66) Counteract global warming.
67) Steal something and drive away in a mini cooper.
68) Go surfing in South Africa.
69) Go snowboarding in South America. CHECK!!!
70) Have a crazy weekend in Mexico....and remember nothing of it.
71) Go on a shopping spree.
72) Have an affair with a professional soccer star.
74) Glastonbury Festival.....mud, music, madness.
75) Run with the bulls in Pamplona, Spain.
76) Be in a rock 'n' roll band.
77) Spend an entire day on roller blades.
78) Channel my neurotic energy into something more positive.
79) Be in the Oprah audience.
80) Make out with a hott celebrity.
81) Give 100% of a month's income to charity.
82) Apologize to all the people I've ever wronged.
83) Take a nap on the grass at Stonehenge.
84) Lay on the beach of a private island.
85) Take a picture with a penguin.
86) Say something witty on the spot.
87) Stop being afraid of rejection.
88) Cook a totally authentic ethnic meal.
89) GO HIKING WHILE TRIPPING ON SHROOMS CHECK!!!!
90) Read the books I want to read, not the books I'm forced to read.
91) Play my piano in front of people.
92) Allow a DJ to save my life.
93) Fall "in love."
94) Adopt an older child so that they can have a family, be my travel buddy, and my friend.
95) TRULY APPRECIATE FINE ART. CHECK!!!!!
96) Enjoy a whole session of yoga or pilates.
97) Be completely content with who I am.
98) Make a difference in someone else's life.
99) Wander around the Harajuku district in Japan.
100) People watch in Central Park.
101) Change the world.
babyaly1 says:
This list is awesome !!! I am creating my own as we speak (p.s. as a previous dancer at the Love parade I can say your feet will thank you that you didn't do it, I could hardly walk at the end ! but it was awesome :) )
Posted on: Oct 12, 2011
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