At the distillery district.
Again, I was late. But what’s new? I met Steven at St. Andrew’s station at 1pm. It was a sunny day in Toronto so we were really lucky. We took the cab to the distillery district. After realizing that I can’t watch the Champions Cup game there, we booted it to The Esplanade and had lunch and a few drinks at the Scotland Yard as I watch Liverpool annihilate Fartsenal (hahaha I love lame play-on words) 4-2. After the sweet victory we walked to the St. Lawrence market to look at various tourist paraphernalia which probably will never be bought by a person with an ounce of taste (j/k.).
On our way to Dundas Square and the Eaton Centre, we saw a film being made. It is a normal occurrence to see a movie being filmed in Toronto, but we walked by the set anyways so I can show Steven that all the fuss people make was for nothing. Sidenote: Jude Law was in the film, saw me, we made sweet love in his trailer and he asked me to marry him. Side, sidenote: There is a false statement in this paragraph, can you tell which one it is? Hahah.
Wearing the jersey of the best striker in the history of all things strikeness.
We had two hours to kill so we walked around a bit Dundas square (if Timesquare was being sold as a knockoff, Dundas square would be the product), the Eaton Centre and Old/New City Hall. The time we had to kill actually flew by really quickly and we headed off to the Second City to watch the comedy sketch show Tazed and Confused http://www.secondcity.com/?id=theatres/toronto/mainstage. I guess if you like to laugh and are the type who likes fun, you should go watch this show.
Our stomachs started hating us after the show so I brought Steven to a place called Burrito Boyz: http://www.burritoboyz.ca. I swear, if god owned a restaurant and he placed it on earth, it would be called Burrito Boyz. Note to visitors who will have the honor of going to this place, if you are sensitive to things that are spicy. Ask them to hold the hot sauce. It has started many nuclear explosions.
What a surprise! We decided to end the night at a pub.
intently watching the Liverpool game
The place was called Friar and Firkin and I introduced Steven to a pub game called NTN which is carried by certain bars across North America. FOR THE RECORD. I beat him 2-1.
Quotes of the day:
- It’s a Sudoku, it is entertaining, it makes you think and it is Japanese, so you know it’s going to be awesome!
- My online name is RemingtonSeal because I’m a fan of Pierce Brosnan and I like the musical stylings of Seal.
*Special thanks to hendrixsg for coming down to Toronto and that crazy, drunk homeless guy outside the Diezel Playhouse for
entertaining us during intermission and for not stealing my purse*
