Jokes about Slovenia being such a small country!

- If you open an umbrella in the street of Ljubljana, be careful not to hurt somebody's eye in Maribor.

- Why don't the ski jumpers in Planica do more than 250 meters?
- Because they would fly to Italy?!?

-The shortest joke in the world: "A couple is walking along the Slovenian coast..."

(Yes, we have very short coastline, only 43kmJ)

- What's the color of the Slovenian patrol boats?
- Both of them are blue.

(I still think we have more than 2 boats..)

-Slovenians don't need mobile phones.
- They can communicate yodeling from one end of the country to the other.

- What do the Slovenes need radars for?

- Just for fun.

- How do Slovenes change gears in car?

- First, second, BORDER!

-You can catch all fish in Slovene sea just by using tennis net.

- It is forbidden to do a split with your legs in Slovenia. That way you can already cross the border.

- How many Slovenes know how to walk?

- All thee of them.

- How did the Slovenes solve the internet connection problem?

- They put one access in Ljubljana and one in Maribor.

- What do Slovenes do to control their air space and transport?

- They put a soldier on top of the Triglav Mountain. (Our highest mountain)

- Why is it forbidden to jump into swimming pools in Slovenia?

- Because Italians would complain about water splashing.

- Why does Slovenia have such small import of goods?

- Because no one can find her... (oh pity)