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These are the graves of Bruce and Brandon Lee

I have officially finished Seattle.  This past go-round I did the underground walking tour and I was dragged through Pike Place Market for a few hours.  Having already seen the Space Needle, and having no interest in the EMP or any sort of physical activity (frisbee golf, hiking, snowshoeing, etc); Seattle has absolutely nothing left by way of tourism to offer me.  There are Jack-In-The-Boxes in many states, and it's probably time I started visiting them.  I even visited Bruce Lee's grave while I was out west.  Which is awesome and creepy, at the same time.  Awesome in that, it's a pretty solid monument to both Bruce and his deceased son, Brandon; and creepy that I opened a card addressed to Bruce some twenty to thirty years after his death, (I told you in previous entries that I was an Asshole).

Let's go, Cat.

Just like last time, the friends of my 'transplant friends' completely disappeared.  I was there from the 28th of November to the 2nd of December; I met one neighbor who was apparently a 'cat person', and I heard a different neighbor get inefficiently pleasured by a man who was too drunk to last.

That's it.  That was my trip.  The rest was spent drinking, smoking, and my personal favorite:  Taking a housecat for a walk.  Seeing as how my friends plan on living out there for some years to come, we're going to have to find a happy medium, like meeting in Vegas for a visit, or flying into Seattle and then GOING SOMEWHERE ELSE.  It's not a fun city, they'll break your balls over jaywalking, and let a dude smoking pot in front of them GO, just to give you a Jaywalking ticket. 

Unless you absolutely have to visit, I would suggest buying a couple of seasons of Frasier on DVD and saving your money.  One man's opinion.

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