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Amsterdam Sex Museum

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My traveling ways continue to give me mad experience points. Although the changes are subtle, the longer I keep this up the more I will grow. This blog is basically my life in 2007.

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It was another ho-hum morning when a thought drifted into my consciousness. Perhaps it was because I was bored. Or maybe it was because I hadn't had sex in a long time. Nevertheless, I felt determined - no - destined to visit Amsterdam's Sex Museum.

I checked the location, charged my camera battery, encouraged my friend to join and we cycled into town.

My friends, I have not laughed so hard in so long. Not to say I'm an immature guy, because I'm not. However, there are a few displays (robotic and engaging) that had me in stitches.

The museum cost three euros for admittance. It's one of the cheapest attractions in Amsterdam. It has multiple stories of rare paintings, carvings, pictures, films, mannequins (some move and squirt) and so much more. If you're not down for sexual craziness, then I don't see you making it past the first floor (but, then again, why are you reading a review for a sex museum?).

There's all sorts of rare artificats. It puzzled me that I was declined a proper history lesson in sexual activity. However, I definitely received one upon my visit.

The Sex Museum is almost 100m from Central Station. The website has a map anyways. Definitely check it out when you visit.
szchinasail says:
funny, frist time to hear about it, thanks a lot for showing it
Posted on: Dec 30, 2007
alyssa_ob says:
I loved this museum! It was one of my favorite "museums" in Amsterdam and perhaps the best 3 Euros I spent! It is very entertaining and I wished I had someone there to share it with - if you know what I mean ;)
Posted on: Dec 30, 2007
arangojs says:
I'll be sure to pay it a visit. Thanks!
Posted on: Dec 30, 2007
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