Andres Carne de Res

How can you describe Andres? It's not a restaurant, it's not a club, it's not a wax museum. It's one of the most fun, delicious, and wonderful EXPERIENCES you'll ever have. Whether it's a lunch filled with good meats and actors doing a bull fight, or a dinner filled with mojitos and dancing until dawn, there's no such thing as an okay time at Andres.

The patacones are very good, I like them without cheese. The ceviches are some of the best in Bogota. The menu can be overwhelming. If going in a group, I'd recommend having an experienced person order for the table. The tres para dos (chicken, lomo, punta de anca) is always good for the two of us.

For drinks, the sangria is delicious, as are the mojitos and the mandarinos (vodka and mandarina). The mojitos are the size of your head, and a bottle of sangria is actually two carafes. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Rent a driver and plan to stay all night...literally until 3 or later. The music mix is always very danceable. Just remember to order water.

After you're done, make sure to get consume and empanaditas outside. They're the best hangover prevention ever.