Nestle Classic Chocolate for Men

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Finally, chocolates for manly men!
After all of these years of attempting to be a foaming-at-the-mouth, testosterone-induced, take-no-prisoners, manly stud-bolt by NOT eating chocolate, the good people at Nestle have, in their good sense, made a product that will not offend my Y chromosomes.  Yes, chocolate for men!  Not only is this chocolate marketed for men, but the back of the packaging clearly shows this candy is not for women.

This got me wondering.  Maybe this candy had some extra special masculine ingredients?  Maybe there, confined within the chocolate was a powerful combination of Viagra, Propecia, Saw Palmetto and Horny Goat Weed (yes, there is such an herb).  After doing some research on the internet, no such special ingredients, just chocolate.
They are fairly serious that these chocolates are not for women!
  Maybe this chocolate liked to smoke Marlboros and watch football?  Maybe it liked to drink beer and get into fights with other candies when it felt threaten?  I kept waiting for it do something special and it never did. 

I decided that my imagination had gotten a little carried away from me.  It was possible that there was something special with the packaging itself.  Maybe if some dude saved up enough wrappers, Nestle would send the guy some power tools?  Nope.   Nothing just chocolate for men.

So, i tried the chocolate expecting expecting it to turn me into John Wayne Holmes, but nothing.  The chocolate itself was good and i thought it was something that my mom would like.
cianmodel says:
weird advertisement...can't wait to try one..
Posted on: Apr 29, 2008
MomToscano says:
I wonder if this is sold in the US or is this just in Azerbaijan? I'll have to check this out!!!
Posted on: Apr 19, 2008
Marius1981 says:
actually if women eat that, they'll start watchin football, drink beer, swear, have sex without any emotional involvement and find farting amusing.

so now guess what its the ideal st valentine gift?
Posted on: Apr 12, 2008
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Finally, chocolates for manly men!
Finally, chocolates for manly men!
They are fairly serious that these…
They are fairly serious that thes…
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