And then I defended the realm...
Warwick Travel Blog› entry 21 of 28 › view all entries
July 8th, 2006 – by: seventy6daytripper
Imagine the Renaissance Festival in Jonesboro, GA (sorry if you've never been...actually, not sorry, it's not that great), except with a real castle, seemingly real peasants/knights, and cool English accents. Thus, you've created Warwick Castle. Part interactive, part scary, part freakin' cool, part strange, wholly enjoyable. Wax mannequins dotted one exhibit...at least I think they were wax. The precision with which some of the figures were made was remarkable. I swore allegiance to the king, helped the maid dry her clothes, assisted a peasant put up a ladder, and got scared out of my mind by the guard outside the last room.
They had a trebuchet demonstration of launching a 15 kilogram ball...which was quite impressive. We never saw it land, so I would say it's prett ydestructive. the birds of prey show could have turned out deadly for the spectators. Put a bit of food on your head or nose and the bald eagle and vulture would have clawed your face off. I guess getting brushed by their wing tips as they swooped overhead was quite enough, though. (Is it just me, or is every bald eagle you see named Baldy???)
Then there were peacocks. Very, very tame peacocks. Tamer than the squirrel's at GT's campus, these beautiful creatures treated us like we didn't even exist.
Warwick Castle was definitely worth the 12.95 pounds, but not worth all the People to People Ambassador POS's that were running about. About 3/4 of the people there were these P2P's....the other fourth consisting of Asian tourists of course!! It's one thing to travel a country and be enthused about what you're seeing and enjoying your time in a foreign land. It's another thing to be disrespectful, in the way, and TOO American! The organization of P2P needs to re-work how and who they select.
After the castle, we headed up to Birmingham to say hey...because that's about all we did. Arriving without the faintest clue as to what to see or do, we walked about a mile around the center of the city....then headed back to the train. Nothing to impressive, nothing to flashy. Just your 2nd largest city in the UK. No biggie...no attractions...it's cool. It's another city I've visited, nothing more (sorry if you're from there, no offense meant).
The day was a medieval success and victory for the king. I'm pooped and don't know if tomorrow is going to happen or not. It's the World Cup final and that's something I do not want to miss. Goodnight.
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