X-rated mini bar
October 18, 2007
Hotel Victor is a very young, trendy South Beach destination located next door to the Versace Mansion. The decor: art deco accented with bioluminescent jellyfish. The guests and staff: no one over 35.
Although I spent only 1 night at the Hotel Victor, I needed only 1 glance to fully understand Victor’s idea of “at your service”. Within the mini bar lay the some upgrades to the typical accouterments of your standard over-priced refreshment center. The Umpa-Lumpa sized liquor bottles were replaced with full sized bottles of Petron, Grey Goose, and Crown Royal. Among the cold items sat a chilled, pink lover’s mask.
Among the standard nuts and chocolate in the pantry was a “personal massager”. That’s not to say that I discovered one of those wooden alien tri-peds found at Bath and Body Works. This was a massager of the lipstick shaped, battery operated variety.
Truly an extra special touch.
Although I spent only 1 night at the Hotel Victor, I needed only 1 glance to fully understand Victor’s idea of “at your service”. Within the mini bar lay the some upgrades to the typical accouterments of your standard over-priced refreshment center. The Umpa-Lumpa sized liquor bottles were replaced with full sized bottles of Petron, Grey Goose, and Crown Royal. Among the cold items sat a chilled, pink lover’s mask.
Among the standard nuts and chocolate in the pantry was a “personal massager”. That’s not to say that I discovered one of those wooden alien tri-peds found at Bath and Body Works. This was a massager of the lipstick shaped, battery operated variety.
Truly an extra special touch.
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