We arrive at the hotel, It was far away that I think it, we do the Check in, the reception's personel seems so nice, I want to agree all of the tips and gestions they do it, their pics will appear on the Hotel's review.

Thai's drivers are fool, specially the motorbike ones, so if you want to rent a bike think it twice! I found a lot of injuried tourists on the airport turning back home, but no one thai!

We leave the clothes at the room, the cleaning personel began a war with me for the tips, a war that I will LOOSE, sure! 

Tip = 0 Bahts, Only one Towel, no soap, the AC off. 

The Hotel is OK, It seems better on pics like it is: I didn`t take a pic from the bungalow because it' so ....so (I can't find a word to explain it!)Here we go!

Then we went to the Swiming-pool, Beach and of course the Hotel's Swimming pool Bar (the only one, ha ha ha).

I made a promess to myself:"I will have a massage each and every day that I will be in Samui" I DONE IT! So first stop: 1h Oil massage at the beach, 400 Baths (Expensive) Advice for BOYS, wear slips under your trousers.Why?  Because they will remove your trowsers and you know: Face down, feeling a woman over your, butt massage, no underwear only a towel... when you have to turn back there will be a funny situation, she just smiled!  

At the afternoon we decide to explore Lamai Beach, once we have recogniced our territory, we went to have a drink and eat something.

Lamai's Hot zone Is so stressing: 20 to 30 Pubs x 5 to 10 girls x pub = 200 Girls&Lady Boys, we are 10 or 20 (foreigners that I found on the FUSION, town's discotheque) so Imagine the proportion (10 to 1). It's fun, but 4 or 5 hours drives you crazy! The things goes like this: Walking, try a Bar, order drink and play at diferent games like Tic-tac-toe!!, I only win the longer games, she win me all the shortest games,  be care, never bet them ("one ding" = One Drink! ), they are profesionals, you always loose (even more If you're drunked), never touch the bell, the strategics is so good, there's always someone playing so you order an other cup.

The Prices

Beer: 60..100 

Long Drink: 120..200

The night finishes at FUSION, the towns disco, It make me strange to see too many non-Thais, since then, we saw 4 or 5, last pic was taken at 4.07h, so we turn back at 5 or something like this.

Phrase of the day:

At Outback Bar, Kim, so happy, decide to clean the table with a bill

She: "What are you doing with the face of the King!"

Kim: "Glups!"

Be care with the Lady-Boys!

Once on the hotel, at 18h I went for the 3º Massage, this time with underwear, 1h Foot Massage: 250Bahts (Ok) the massage was Ok, only Ok, this massage shop wasn't much good...Siesta and ready for the 3º Night: Lamai, the error!

I begin the night howling the Moon, the Full Moon is closer!

We begin on the Hotels Bar having a Beer(Singha, Tiger and San Miguel), and like yesterday , closer the Moai-Thai girls Bars for lunch, tonight the lunch was more expensive 500 Bahts (166 each) we were ungry and this food es really good.

During the lunch happens sommething so funny: A rude man and his pal comes with a couple of Big Harleys every body was looking them, they leave the bikes by our side and the first one (the bigger bike) once the bike stops, he and the bike gone to the ground, it was necessary 2 people to rescue him and to leave the bike, ha ha ha

There weren't so much people on the town, we didn't know why (later we know why), we try to avoid the Pubs we know  a look for a new ones. We found Greenie around there and we went to have a drink at the closer Moai Thai Girls Bars and of course, LET’S PLAY! Tic Tac Toe, and new game, so simple (better) before loose many games I ask for paper and pen, try to remember my Math classes (with 2 beers and one long Drink), she don’t understand what I was doing… OK N=6 (probability 16/32) so you have to fill all of the numbers leaving to the end the nº6 (5 or 4 if it’s no possible), she was working with the nº 5, I begin to win more and more games, he he he  

The Long Island Here is diferent, there are no lime or lemon, they put Tea( of course Long Island Ice TEA).

She became a litle bit bored (of corse, always loosing) and then begin: "One ding!", I bet her at the Tic Tac Toe:

Each time that you win I will make you a question: HOW OLD AM I?

If you guess it I'll pay you a "ding", until I finish my Long Drink, ok?

SHE FAILS 11 TIMES

I win, she gets very angered, when I show her my age on the IDCARD.  

We leave the bar, Greenie, decide to go alone, the night was so sad, we turn arround until a crappy Bar closer the McDonalds and then I find her:

An small bored girl (could be a lady boy, I don't know) pool's profesional! on the ground, she was so stubborn (drunked of course) but on the pool...take a look.

YOU ARE ALWAYS THINKING THE SAME!

Don't look at the panties, look at her, she was 3m high! Hey Leah, what do you think about this!

Then came to the pool an other, a polite one, but she falls to the ground, (look at the Ups! pic) nothing happens!

We change of bar, there a lovely youger girl ask me to many times for a "ding" or to go to the Hotel, I tell her  "No nena que vas molt taja" (no baby, you're too drunked), I know it! That night she had a Motorbike accident: she broke a leg.

4 AM we come to the FUSION, AAAAAAAAAAH! It was closed by the police, what can do now? Turn back to the hotel too early (tomorrow we don't have any tour!)

3 NIGHTS ON THE SAME PLACE WAS AN ERROR WOULD BE BETTER GO TO CHAWENG   :(

Phrase of the day:

HOW OLD AM I?

I'm strange guy, went to sleep at 5 AM and wake up  10AM!

I had a breakfast on the Hotel's Bar, 120 Bahts, continental one with eggs...It was OK

Swim a little bit on the sea (I'm swimer so I have to do it!), rest on the swimming pool...

One hour later I decide to make a sacrifice: Walk along Lamai Beach and take pics for the TravBuddy community. It was an error, walking at 12AM under the sun, without solar creme...Burned out a little bit, specially the feet plants ha ha ha

After that I decide to eat some sticks, I like it very much  (only 10 Bahts each) I order two and that would be my dinner for the rest of the days!

Kim and I gone along the town for the 2º Massage, this time I decide to have an 1h Aloe Vera Masage (300 Bahts, OK), Kim orders the Feet massage(200 or 250 Bahts). I forgot again the underwear, so imagine, nude! fun and embarasing at the same time (only massage) ...went to the hotel to have a "siesta",  1h sleep, AC @ 18Cº, ready for the 2º night

Tonight was better, we begin eating, closer the Girl's Moai Thai Bars, under the stars, the food is so good, very very good, I went to the Family Markt to buy something for drink.. 3 Beers (650ml) for 140 Baths or something like this, the night begins so good, total 330 Bahts, 110 Bahts each one!.

After that to the Go-Go Bar, to play some diferent games and remembering Princessleah123's pool class: http://www.travbuddy.com/photos_popup.php?pid=1727911 Take a look! , she do it better than us, here we go, Kim & Me at the Pool! Before that it happens something curious, on our side of the Bar there are a girl having a cup, so diferent to the others (different dressing), when we order something I think a "Long Island" the girls say her and she prepared our cups. SHE WAS THE BOSS!

 Finally I take her to the Pool... I like to live dangerously ! Ha ha ha. She was more scared than us. 

On the Bar we know at Greenie, a German guy who buy a Whisky bootle and we finish in 30 minutes, he comes with us the rest of the night.....

After a visit to the Lady-Boys (Just for Public Relations), we went to the LongHorn, to eat something, Kim made a new friend and to the Fusion, there we find a couple from our Hotel, we have some Fun and at 4 AM turn back to the Hotel...SURPRISE! Who are camped at the door: THE LADY BOYS!(Bad Public Relations) When more Ladies comes I went to the Hotel, Kim remains with them one hour or something like this.

Next Morning wake up early 7 AM to go to Kho Tao & Kho Nguyan