We spent several hours in Charing Cross A&E, while Emma explained about rabies vaccines to the nurse. Eventually, they found one dose in the bo…

It's 2.31am.We caught our flight from Krabi with no problems but many a crossed finger. Now we're lurking around Bangkok in the small hours of the mo…

We moved from Hat Rin to Krabi, which is on the mainland but on the other side. We caught another ferry/bus combination, which ended up taking much l…

To get to Phuket, we had to get another speedboat. This time, people were screaming. Every second person was sick. The sea was so rough that I genuin…

We moved from Ko Samui to Ko Phangan. Ko Phangan is where your friends who like trance music go to dance in the sand at Full Moon Parties. We'd just …

I now firmly believe that each person has a set number of boat rides which they can go on in their lifetime, before they overfill their quota and fac…

Ko Phi Phi is actually two islands, Phi Phi Don and Phi Phi Lei. Don is the main one, where everyone stays. To get there, we got on a speedboat. It w…

but we missed out stop.\ We left again immediately, on a third-class sleeper to Surat Thani, gateway to the beaches and islands of Thailand. Note: …

and with good reason.It is full of monkeys. For me, it was too many monkeys. I was scared that at any moment they might form an impromptu monkey army…

We came from Lopburi to Kanchanaburi, a nightmare west-bound journey which seemed fitting, somehow. We got here at 4pm, having left Lopburi at 9.30am…

Seriously guys. When I was a tiny girl, I had a Famous Five video in which the Five met a circus boy who was washing an elephant in an English stream…

Thailand has some things which I find strange and amazing. Their sleeper trains are one.We went to sleep in noisy, smelly Bangkok, and ten hours and …

So now, we're back in Bangkok. We spent most of yesterday afternoon in MBK shopping centre, stocking up on things we couldn't find in Cambodia but wh…

We spent six hours in Koh Krong, five of them asleep. We hired bikes and got to the border with Thailand by 8am, opening time. I would strongly adv…

The hotel on the riverfront in Phnom Penh turned out to be run by Sam from Cheers, which explained the low-level prostitution. We got to Kampot from …

I forget. Neither Emma nor I can work out how long we've been here. We're measuring out how long we have before we need to leave in terms of how many…

Battambang was nearly as horrendous as Poi Pet. But, everything was better when we hired two moto drivers. For $7 each, they showed us the sights of…

between Thailand and Cambodia is not a nice place. If hell turns out to exist, it will be this place. Getting to Aranya Prathet, the nearest town to…

We're still in Siem Reap! We caught a 3 hour, $15 boat from Battambang to Siem Reap which eventually took 7 1/2 hours. At the port, the boat was swa…

We're here for one more. We've met cheeky tuk-tuk drivers, been on a boat, argued with a taxi driver, Emma got bitten by a rat, we visited Khao …

1. will sell you any pharmaceuticals you desire 2. is shaped like the inside of a mosaic mushroom 3. is located in a country whose non-air conditio…

carrying more stuff than the stuff man, tired, waiting for Emma to get out of the shower and finish packing so we can get the tube!

I am still in Nottingham, but getting closer to Adventure Time. My 100 litre rucksack is full, although full of what I can't ever really know. I ca…