richiegetslost

I'm taking an mp3 player with three tracks: 1) The Benny Hill theme tune. This can add a light touch of humour to any negative experience, be it getting lost in a wool-market, or being roughly cavity searched by over-zealous border-guards. 2) At some stage I will no doubt be inebriated and in the company of a group of ex-pats and may feel the urge to jump up and down with a hand in the air, perhaps intermittently shouting 'woo'. Bryan Adams 'Summer of 69' should effectively cover this situation. 3) In moments of quiet reflection, perhaps stood on a hill top watching the sun rise over amazonian ruins, definitely wearing either a bandana or chunky ethnic jewellry (to be confirmed)I may feel the need for fitting audio accompaniment. Witness by Roots Manuva isn't entirely fitting, but it'll remind me of Sarf Lahndan.