The Mystery Mansion Dinner Theater - Phoenix - TravBuddy

I am sad that I wasted my money to go to this "mystery mansion" theatre (also known as the banquet room at a Chinese restaurant). The acting was poor, the food worse and the entire show was very distasteful. In an attempt to make up for the poor show the actresses run around in skimpy outfits, leaving no mysteries left to be solved. A warning to any women taking their husbands to this show -- It is very likely that at some point in the evening one of the female actress's will shove her breasts in his face. This show is not appropriate for children, or anyone with a shred of moral decency. I would only recommend taking your significant other to this show if you are the type that would be comfortable taking them to a strip club.

This is wonderfully fun murder mystery dinner theater. 

We parked infront of the "pronto" restaurant, and were led to the back where the theater was to be taking place. We stepped into a different world that night, as we spied many interesting characters

C.D. Wweasel, the director of the debuting silent film, host to all of the guests at his new mansion. Clara Simpleton, the sweet and demure girl next door. Edward Mmanly III, the swashbuckling lady killer.  Fanny Fanciful, the wild flapper, and Jewel Precious, transvestite personal assistant to famous silent film star, Louise Loveless.  
 
This was interactive, so my date and i were given our own personal names and identities.  I was Ddemi Tasse, short film star, and my date was Jason Rainbows, songwriter.  essentially, all the people in the "audience", the guests, represented roles of people involved in the making of the silent film, directed by c.d. weasel, which would be debuting at the manor.  it would take me days to relate all of the cookiness that went on that night, but i will say that these were the craziest bunch of people i have ever met. no holds barred, they especially enjoyed using the "guests" for their own personal jokes.  at one point in the evening, there was a dancing contest, and half of the dancers were elderly men...some of the music selections were as follows: "i'm too sexy" and "stayin' alive." 
 
Jewel Pprecious continually sauntered over to the table, to press her behemoth bosom into my date's face.  I have never heard so many puns and innuendos...in a two hour period. 
the cast was so vivid, and we witnessed murder, cat fights, love scenes, spanking, and a gun fight.  of course, the action sequences were what one would expect from a troupe that relies more on personal wit, and flair for drama.
 
the "5-course" meal consisted of a small cup of soup, a barren salad consisting of lettuce and a couple olives, chicken breast, rice, and a chocolate mousse for dessert.  it was alright. don't know if i would count that as a five course, as there were only four "courses" anyway.  sometimes, words are not enough spice to make a bad meal taste good.
 
we had some great laughs, and were quite inebriated by the time we were through.  you have to get drunk to be a part of something like this. otherwise, you might wet your knickers from embarassment.  they will pull you up on their little stage, infront of everyone, and will make you do all sorts of silly and embarassing things...
 
i strongly suggest you  go to the site just to take a peek at the characters of the show. especially, jewel precious. he/she was my favorite in the show. :)