There are good looking lifeguards here, yeah, ha! Just like in the TV show "Baywatch", in their little towers with their little orange flotation devices. They say things like, "don't swim there", "watch out for dangerous marine life", "beware of rip currents", "always swim with a friend" and things like that. Pretty much verbatim. But my taste in lifeguards that you may want to see, I assume, differs from your's greatly.. if you know what I mean Marit ;-)