Mcdonalds Leighton Buzzard Reviews
Saturate Your Arteries: For as little as 99p a day! Feb 19, 2009
1. We advertise in such a way that your kids will be the ones taking You for the meal (you'll still be paying - but don't worry we'll give them a free plastic toy with parts so small they'll choke haha)
2. Our range of teeth rotting drinks mean they'll fall out in no-time! That's 3 more minutes FREE time...every morning until you die.
3. Our deep fat fryers never stop frying, ever had a skin condition before?...save on that sunbed now and get it free...only at McDonald's.
4. We've done marvels for globalisation, soon, you won't even have to read the menu in a foreign country...just point and smile!
5. FREE clogs! We know how much our customers mean to us, so we're giving out FREE clogs with EVERY product (even the salad dressing ;)
Don't Try this at home!
Take part in one of England's famously unhealthy binge drink nights out and hit McDonald's after..you may not remember it...but we garantee you'll enjoy yourself there...and what's more...you'll carry the memory in your heart with you forever!
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