How NOT to Ride a Water Buffalo
How NOT to Ride a Water Buffalo Fengshun Reviews
It SEEMED Like A Good Idea At The Time Mar 24, 2007
HOW NOT TO RIDE A WATER BUFFALO
The next time you're wandering around eastern Guangdong, you may come across a herd of water buffalo. Being adventurous and curious, I'm sure you'll probably stop to give one of them a spin around the field :-)
A FEW RIDING POINTERS:
1. Don't tell the water buffalo just before you mount him, "You think you're something? I've eaten buffalo steak tougher than you!"
2. Have the handler pass you the reins BEFORE the buffalo takes off, leaving you with nothing to hold on to.
3. Make sure there aren't paparazzi (aka friends) with several cameras to record your half-second ride.
4. Most of all, be careful about letting your wife or significant other watch. After you struggle to your feet - body sore and ego bruised - you might hear her say, "Sometimes, he's just stupid." :-D
Part of the Hong Kong & China (Guangdong, Beijing) - March 2007 travel blog
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