French Maid Calgary Reviews
Seedy strip bar with strange strippers Jul 20, 2010
The French Maid Chinook is a rite of passage in Calgary for most males over 18 years of age.Internet porno has apparently not made female nudity any less titillating.
Because of this, I used to stay the hell away from Chinook Train Station on Friday and Saturday, late at night. Men who have seen hot nude poon-tang all evening and then get unleashed into the real world have a tendency of becoming incredibly desperate and annoying. If you happen to be young, female and not deformed and are in the vicinity of these fine, fine men, may god have mercy on your soul.
So I did the logical thing and decided to go with a guy friend to see what the fuss was all about.
I think I paid ten bucks to get in. The ticket lady was incredibly hot. She looked about 16 too. I got 60 bucks from the maid for adding that by the way.
Anyways I came into the bar, and a svelte young lady was in the process of taking off all her clothes. I sat down and a very friendly (and busty woman) came up. She looked festive, and had glitter on her boobs. She made me think that there should be a genre of christmas porn. I ordered food and sat down near the stage to watch the show.
A man sat next to me when my guy friend went off to the washroom. He looked down my chest and asked me "is this a strip club?"
I answered, "No. It's the Calgary Public Library"
They have a siren near the stage. It goes off before a stripper gets on stage. It raises your adrenaline, thus making the strippers appear hotter and more exciting before they get on.
The early part of the evening was filled with the newbies. As the night got later, the strippers got tighter and did crazier stunts. At some point it stopped being sexy and started being creepy. Ever sen the exorcist "spiderwalk"? I rest my case.
Let me explain the concept of a loonie toss. A stripper goes on stage and puts a loonie on her navel. She goes around the stage, and you throw loonies at her. If you hit her loonie *snicker snicker, you get a cheap trinket, like a picture of her ass, to bring home to your wife and children.
I felt sorry for the poor stripper. I wonder if it hurts getting pelted by loonies.
The bathrooms were really seedy, I obviously went to the women's one, and it made me want to do crack.
Overall I had a lot of fun. You should go.
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An Adult Entertainment in Calgary - Some type of Maids Jun 23, 2003
There are 3 locations in Calgary of this company. I don’t go to establishments very often at all. I have been to the odd one or two. This review I have made a PG rating, so nothing too x rated will be in my review.
Arriving at this club was a good impression at first, the parking lot was huge and there was lots of open space. I enter the club and its was only a 5 dollar cover so I go inside and sit down at a table.
Each time I go to an adult entertainment place, I'm usually too embarrassed being in there I don't get a lot of enjoyment out of watching the girls dance without clothes.. Obviously, there's something inside me that causes me to attempt to set myself apart from the large cast of drooling, dirty old men that hang around center stage with funny smiles on their faces.
When I go to a place like this, I'm looking at everything but the show. And this place sucks. The bathrooms are 3rd class and looked like no one cleans there. (as if that the staff are snappy.
The actual entertainment however was a bit different. Here are some of the low downs of the performances: This is the weirdest strip club, but I think I have an idea of what they are usually like. I think the when I was there, it must have been amateur night.
This one girl danced to a Star Trek theme, wearing the outfit and all. Of course, her clothes didn't last long, but her performance ended up being very awkward. Her moves didn't flow very well, and she definitely had a geeky personality, which was really quite cool.
The next show was a lot different. One girl came on the stage to dance. After a little while, two more girls came on stage. Then a water fountain emerged and rose from the center of the stage. The girls starting dancing in the spraying water, and it looked like they were washing their behinds. The whole experience was rather odd, but to be honest with you, it was so incredibly interesting to watch.
Overall, I would avoid Alberta Adult bars, as there is better entertainment in other parts of the country for this type of entertainment.
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